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lundi 16 octobre 2006

Que faire, sinon me taire et peindre ?

Trois mois, et plus, sans un mot ! N'allons pas croire qu'il s'agissait d'un quelconque défi lancé à la patience attentionnée du visiteur, voire son impatience agacée. Personne ne s'appartient. Pas plus l'actif agitant son temps en pensant gagner de quoi le dépenser sagement, que l'inactif qui doit soigner son temps, histoire de ne pas rester sur l'impression cruelle de le perdre.

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mardi 27 juin 2006

L'ordi-di à son pépère

Longtemps j'ai non pas méprisé mais gentiment moqué ma voisine, pour cette place inconsidérée et donnée à son toutou sous son toit et dans son cœur de vieille dame. Il m'est arrivé plus souvent qu'à mon tour de me poser la question de savoir qui, du canidé ou de l'octogénaire, avait dressé l'autre. Chaque question singulière possède sa réponse évidente… Bref ! Les croissants chauds au lit et les balades au square sont pour Médor.

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dimanche 25 juin 2006

Mon décalogue

Je n'aurais de Maître que celui qui aura œuvré et non pas discouru.

Je n'aurais pas envers ce Maître de la dévotion, or de la gratitude.

Je remettrai chaque jour sur le métier mon ouvrage.

Je respecterai mes pairs et le public.

Je ne vilipenderai que pour le souci d'un plaidoyer et non par jalousie.

Je n'aurai pas de complaisance envers mon travail.

Je ne confondrai pas action et affectation.

Je ne signerai pas par vanité mais par dignité.

Je n'irai pas à la soupe.

Je ne m'adonnerai ni à la copie ni au plagiat.

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samedi 10 juin 2006

Aurais-je mérité le sort réservé à l'allumette ?

Faite de la même grume que les 239 congénères parquées comme des moutons dans leur boîte à sardines, elle attend, apathique, sa fin promise. Les ténèbres de son cachot s'ouvrent au gré d'une intention, humaine mais autoritaire. La coulisse glisse, l'instant d'une lumière aveuglante fait espoir d'épilogue inespéré au troupeau potassieusement chloratisé, donne à quelques rêveuses l'illusion éphémère d'une fortune heureuse et à portée de main. Deux doigts plongent dans le tiroir, farfouillent, gratouillent, agrippent l'imprudente, ou la résignée, ou l'écervelée, ou l'illusionnée. Le tiroir se referme sur des frottements d'aise, des soupirs d'insatisfaction, peut-être un rictus de jalousie. Un silence emprunté passe, ange persécuteur, salve honorant la fatalité, assourdit par le crissement du grattoir. Et c'est la même terreur froide, le même vertige qui saisit les rescapées. L'heure de l'une sera la prochaine.
Il n'y a d'autre destin promis à l'allumette : se morfondre comme le bois dont on fait les flûtes, puis s'éteindre dans une étincelle de vie.
Aucune fée ne me faisant chandelle d'or pour que le jeu vaille, quelle puissance suffisamment tutélaire me mettrait au soleil sous son aile ? Quel enthousiasme pourrais-je déchaîner, entre ce pouce et cet index m'emportant vers mon triste sort, pour m'en délivrer ?
Et pourquoi non, un pied de nez au pied du mur ? Faire long feu au grattage. Pour ne pas finir esclave, dépendant, soumis à une volonté étrangère à la mienne. Vivre trop longtemps comme une allumette, dans l'attente que s'ouvre la boîte, devrait-il enterrer tout sursaut de dignité…
Si ?